Fassdong
the p-n-s of actor michael f-ssbender, often seen protruding from his jeans (or as seen in x-men: first cl-ss, sweatpants).
hey, michael f-ssbender! is that a snake in your pants or is the f-ssdong just happy to see me? oh yeah.
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