faster than a cat can lick its ass
ever see a cat lick its -ss? then you know it’s pretty d-mn fast.
when i heard my old man coming home right when i was in the middle of some afternoon delight with my next door neighbor, he gathered up his clothes, rock-hard d-ck and all, and jumped out the window faster than a cat can lick its -ss.
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