Fasterbating
the art of masterbating really fast and c-mming within a 2 minute range is called fasterbating
david: well, my mom was coming home soon, but i was majorly h-rny… so i started fasterbating.
jim bob: and…
david: 1 minute 30 seconds
jim bob: nice
the art of masterbating in a short amount of time do to time restraints.
man, the other day, i had like five minutes from the time my mom went down the street to get the mail til she came back up to help me get my stuff! i was fasterbating like a mother f-cker!!
fasterbating is when fat slobs who usually eat and self-gratify simultaneously go on a diet and just gratify themselves on an empty stomach.
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self-gratyifying oneself to eating disorder p-rn
person 1 : wow, is that that same fat freaky slob that never leaves the house, they’re kinda looking, less fat and slobby, though really still freaky
person 2: yeah, they’ve lost a lot of weight since they started fasterbating
person 1: fasterbating?
person 2: i know, i’m never eating again
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person 1: -walks in- -looks at screen #puuuuke#
person 2: i was fasterbating, what?
person 1: nothing, -gasp- nothing at all
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