Fastpass


1. at disney theme parks, they are tickets issued that act as a placeholder in the line. the ticket is issued with a one-hour time frame (i.e. 2:30pm – 3:30pm) later in the same day, at which point the ticket holder may return and enter a shorter line and therefore not spend as much time waiting.

2. in the opinion of many attractions cast members, watching over fastp-ss distribution is the single worst part of their job.
when they got their fastp-ss at sp-ce mountain, they decided to go to “honey, i shrunk the audience” in order to p-ss the time.

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