Fat Abbot

“educational” tv show from south park.
scene 1.
fat abbot: “hey, hey, hey, what’s goin’ on, rudy?”
rudy: “man, fat abbot, you need to lose weight.”
fat abbot: “i lose weight when i feel like it, b-tch! shut your b-tch -ss mouth, ho!”
rudy: “b-tch, i’ll kick your -ss!”
fat abbot: “you think you so slick you punk-ss, blasphemous, dope fiend b-tch! i had my jimmy whacked seven times last week! i bust a cap in your n-gga -ss, sh-thead!”

scene 2.
fat abbot: “hey, hey, hey, what’s goin’ down, y’all?”
rudy: “man, fat abbot, what you doin’ on this side of the ‘hood?”
fat abbot: “you know somethin’ rudy? you’re like school in the summertime.”
rudy: “school in the summertime?”
fat abbot: “yeah, b-tch, school in summertime! open your f-cking ears motherf-cking wh-r- i’ll pop your b-tch -ss!”
mushmouth: “i’ll-ba pop-ba your-ba b-tch-a -ss-a too-ba, b-tch-a.”

scene 3.
fat abbot: “hey, hey, hey! hey, yolanda, why your eye all black and blue and sh-t?”
yolanda: “man, fat abbot, my stepdad popped me in my eye.”
fat abbot: “stepdad?! you gotta op his -ss!”
yolanda: “really?”
fat abbot: “yeah, b-tch! sn-tch his -ss in a bear trap! leave that f-cker swinging from a tree so high, n-body finds him for days! glack, glack, you know what i’m sayin’? dumb-ss n-gga wh-r- sh-t d-mn!”
yolanda: “you’re right, fat abbot, thanks!”
fat abbot: “no problem, ho. maybe later you can suck my d-ck, b-tch ho sh-t!”
bill cosby: “well, fat abbot and the gang sure did learn something today. if you got a stepdad ridin’ your -ss, just sn-tch his -ss in a bear trap! crack! no more stepdad. see you next time eatin’ the pudding.”
some guy in the south park episode to do with tree houses. a mini cartoon inside a cartoon. takes the p-ss out of the cosby show.
i had my jimmy wacked 7 times last week, ill busta cap in your n-gga -ss sh-t.
a fat person. can be male or female, based on the spoof of popular childrens tv character, fat albert, fat abbot made his apearance on south park.
f-ckin h-ll she is so fat. what a goddam fat abbot

ur momma’s a fat abbot

fat abbot u need a diet!