fat attack
a fat attack is when a large man such as nick jiggles so hard and sloshes like a beast that he falls to the ground in an apparent seizure of fat.
nick jiggled so hard that he had a fat attack.
when a man or woman gets physically ill and exhibits sweats, nausea and/or vomiting as a result of being fat or chubby.
does mike have food poisoning? no, he’s just having a fat attack.
an old guerrilla style tactic used by the more obese type warriors. this tactic was very effective in as a surprise while the english marched through the jungle in south africa. this style was generally a maneuver were the warrior would lunge on to the upper body of the victim to bring him down. once on the ground the warrior would then roll all over the victim and burie him in his lard. he will control his weight to maintain control and the victims shoulders on the ground.
as the man hid in the bushes he plotted his fat attack. when he spotted his victim he propelled from the bushes and demobilized him with the fat attack.
when you p-ss out from being f-cking fat!
jesse: damm cristian is h-lla obese!
joshua: that n-gg-s gonna have a fat’attack one of these days
1. when someone continuously eats and cannot stop.
2. a large group of fat people trying to eat you alive.
“dude, why can’t you stop eating?”
“oh, snap! i’m having a fat attack!”
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