Fat Beaver
1. also known as the castor gras. appending fur (like that of a dog or other household pet) to the condom with an adhesive before commencing any s-xual act involving penetration.
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i wanted to try something new last night with tina, so i shaved my dog and glued the fur to my condom. this is known as a ‘fat beaver’, in memory of george colpitts.
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