fat boner
fat bon·er |fat ˈbōnər|
noun
when a person starts thinking about or gets ready to eat food and their stomach expands. the act is similar to how a man’s p-n-s will enlarge when thinking about or getting ready to perform the act of s-x.
“i love lasagna so much, i’m getting a fat b-n-r just thinking about it.”
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