fat chance
not bl–dy likely
“i hooked up with bongo last week at her barbecue.”
“you, with her? fat chance!”
actual meaning: a very good chance, opposite of a slim chance.
typical usage: sarcasticly, as to imply that there is no chance in h-ll.
let’s do the right thing and serve these guys!
pschh. fat chance. (chuckles)
the opportunity to have s-x with a overweight individual.
that heifer over there is giving you the eye, now’s your fat chance.
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