Fat Chick Fish Off
based on a fishing tournament format, the ‘fat chick fish off” is when a group of males go out ‘fishing’ at a bar or party and attempt to ‘catch’ as many hefty females as possible. the goal is to catch the biggest female. at the end of the tournament, the fishermen return home for the weigh in. each fisherman weighs his catch on a floor scale and the one with the most weight, wins the tournament. the fat females are then kicked out and ‘released’ back into the wild. they can also be eaten if preferred.
john: how did you do in the fat chick fish off tournament last night?
cody: great! my catch weighed in at 314lbs!
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