fat china
the female hamburger a.k.a va-jay-jay or put simply, v-g-n-.
dan likes his girlfriend’s fat china.
this is something you can play in the car. the driver can say it whenever he likes and without fail, the p-ssenger must wind down his window and scream it so hard that their voice box explodes at whoever is outside. yes, even if it’s a fat chinese man. endless fun!
only advice is don’t do it when coming up towards some red traffic lights unless you’re really living on the edge!
driver: oh my god, look at him! fat china, quick!
p-ssenger: aw man really? he’s got a swasticker tattoo…
driver: fat china or get out!
p-ssenger: argh, fiine! -winds down window- faaatt chinaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!
v-g-n-, vag, va jay jay, taco, f-nny, punani.. you get my drift.
1. “go eat your mum’s fat china.”
2. “i finally waxed my china!”
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