fat cough
when you walk up a set of stairs and you’re out of breath but you don’t want to look like you’re out of shape so you cough to make it look like your sick.
person 1: why does john have to fat cough when we’re walking down stairs.
person 2: he’s 500 pounds give him a break.
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