Fat creep
a situation in which you gain quite a bit of weight without realizing it.
having not seen him for a few months, heather says to barry, “gee weez, baz, i almost didn’t recognize you!”
“yeah, i know, i’ve had a serious case of fat creep, hadn’t jumped on a scale for a few weeks and boy did i get a real shocker this morning, i’m going to download an app for fat creep to melt this blubber for good.”
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