fat daddy belly
the juggernaut of creeping midsection m-ss responsible for male waistline transformation from the taught, muscular 6-pack of adolescence into the pregnant, beer-gut of middle-age; fueled by complacency, physical stagnation and marriage imposed near-celibacy.
yes, as the cultural signature of both simultaneous success and failure, the fat daddy belly signifies a high degree of financial and social achievement–while at the same time heralding irredeemable physical decline and defeat of s-xual prowess…look in the mirror. you’ve arrived, it’s over…
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