fat girl party
a congregation of lonely, overweight girls, in which said girls get excessively intoxicated, cry about being fat and then consume excessive amounts of meat-lovers pizza, only to end up drunk-dialling men who are way out of their leagues for the shameful, unprotected s-x that they seldom receive. a fat girl party often makes its way into a night club or bar, in hopes of achieving latter goals; these hopes often go unfulfilled – hence the need for more fat girl parties.
eric: i went to a party on friday night
zach: sweet, how was it?
eric: unfortunately, it was a fat girl party
zach: sorry to hear
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