Fat Head
someone with a head the size of a watermelon on top of their neck. usually they will claim that it is their hair that makes their head so big they can not even wear a standard hat, unless it was made for an elephant, but in the end their skull really his at minimum the size of a bowling ball, and usually their brain is about the size of a pea. even though their head is unusually large, they are quite r-t-rded and often times have what is known as “fat-head syndrome”. that is where they think they know everything, and have advice on things they have never even done before. fat-head syndrome also gives said fat headed person an ego the size of their dome, which makes them think they are a bad–ss. most commonly a fat headed person will work out all the time so they can try to grow their small bodies to match their fat -ss head.
hey fat head, why is your head so d-mn big?
– its not my head, it is my hair
oh, okay, how come you have to wear a neck brace to support that m-ssive melon?
– i don’t. i am going to the gym to work out.
oh, well hopefully you can grow into that head of yours….. maybe try to get a brain to fit that noggin too.
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