fat kid hunting
the best f-cking sport ever invented.
the sport were you circle around the neighbeourhood on an atv with a harpoon/ shotgun mercilussly hunting any fat kid you may see. this is called urban fat kid hunting.
rural fat kid hunting is when you leave a peice of cake in the woods then leave for an hour then come back on an atv and a shotgun, by then all the fat kids within 500 nautical miles will have picked up the cake’s scent and will be wanderng through the woods. rural fat kid hunting makes for a d-mn good huntin.
come on jim if we don’t go fat kid hunting now the fat kids i’ll eat each other fighting over the cake, and that doesn’t make for d-mn good huntin’.
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