Fat Knighting
being an apologist for fatness by defending and/or making excuses for fat people. while one can fat knight for either s-x, in the wild, it’s only ever done for fat women. often, fat knighting involves shaming thinner women in order to make fat women will feel better about themselves.
jack: -whistles- d-mn! look at that land whale!
jim: hey, c’mon, man! that’s not cool! how do you know she doesn’t suffer from thyroid disease?
jack: oh, stfu, jim! you’re always fat knighting!
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