fat lips
an awesome song by sum 41
storming through the party like my name was el nino
when i’m hangin out drinking in the back of an el camino
as a kid, i was a skid and no one knew me by name.
i trashed my own house party cause n-body came.
i know i’m not the one you thought you knew back in high school
never going, ever showing up when we had to.
is it attention that we crave don’t tell us to behave,
i’m sick of always hearing act your age.
i don’t want to waste my time
become aother casualty of society.
i’ll never fall in line
become another victim of your conformity
and back down.
because you don’t
know us at all we laugh when old people fall.
but what would you expect with a conscience so small.
heavy metal and mullets it’s how we were raised.
maiden and priest were the gods that we praised
cause we like having fun at other peoples expense and,
cutting people down is just a minor offence then,
it’s none of your concern, i guess i’ll never learn.
i’m sick of being told to wait my turn.
i don’t want to waste my time
become another casualty of society.
i’ll never fall in line
become another victim of your conformity
and back down.
don’t count on me, to let you know when.
don’t count on me, i’ll do it again.
don’t count on me, it’s the point you’re missing.
don’t count on me, cause i’m not listening.
well i’m a no goodnick lower middle cl-ss brat,
back packed and i don’t give a sh-t about nothing.
you be standing on the corner talking all that kufuffin.
but you don’t make sense from all the gas you be huffing.
then if the egg don’t stain you’ll be ringing off the hook,
you’re on the hit list wanted in the telephone book.
i like songs with distortion, to drink in proportion.
the doctor said my mom should have had an abortion.
i don’t want to waste my time
become another casualty of society.
i’ll never fall in line
become another victim of your conformity
and back down.
waste my time with them
casualty of society.
waste my time again,
victim of your conformity
and back down.
fat lip is an awesomely awesome song.
also… “i punched my friend clark in the face and now he has a fat lip.”
the equivalency of having “blue b-lls”, but for women. in which, you are so h-rny, but haven’t gotten enough action to satisfy your body’s needs.
“hey susan, did you get any tonight?
-no, that guy gave me fat lips.”
when you are going down on a chick and it’s just a bit more than “ripe”, so you throw a dip or chew in her box for a more acceptable flavor.
“i went down on this chick last night, the flavor was a bit off, so i gave her a fat lip of cope to make it a bit more pleasing”
a term referring to punching a women in the v-g-n-l area. from the impact, the lips of the v-g-n- swell up creating a “fat lip”
“don’t talk back to me like that or ill give you a fat lip”
“i pounded her so hard last night she got a fat lip”
what a woman experiences when she becomes s-xually aroused. see also apply lip gloss
i gave myself a fat lip
kick -ss song by sum 41
i dont wanna waste my time, become another casualty of society
girl with giney lips so f-cking big that it looks like she has a c-ck rolled up in her pants.
this girl looks like a f-cking crossdresser her giney lips are so fat.
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