fat midget theory


when all a guy does is go out with fat small girls. its like he has no standards and thinks that small fat girls are attractive…
guy1: hey im goin out with sara
guy2: dude shes fat and shes tiny
guy1: …..
guy2: didnt you go out with jane a while ago…??
guy1: yeah why
guy2: go look up the fat midget theory dude…

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