Fat Mike
he’s obsessed with big lesbians, he’s been a punk rocker for most of his life, he sings kinda flat, he’s not really so fat, but that’s how he hits with a hook or a slice
fat mike i gotta let you know
it’s not the tunes, it’s their live show
and all the people you get to meet
plenty of good vibes and decent drugs
stinky people give you hugs
walk around in your bare feet
b-ssist and main vocalist for the freakin’ awesome punk band nofx. owns a record label called fat wreck chords, www.punkvoter.com, and hates george bush and the american government with a p-ssion (good for him! ^^ )
listen to one of their cd’s for an example.. o.o
b-ssist, lead vocals for band nofx. runs www.punkvoter.com
awesome guy
fat mike is an awesome guy.
fat mike is the coolest man known to walk the planet. also one of the most incredibly smartest, in more than one way. for those of you who disagree, turn off the radio, and listen to the music.
baa baa baa is what the sheep say. the radio is your sheperd. follow your sheperd, little sheep. follow him.
you are r-t-rded for not loving fat mike.
1. lead singer and b-ss player of the legendary band, nofx.
2. god
we should all worship at fat mike’s feet. he is the real god.
a punk rock g-d. bow down to him.
fat mike owns you all.
adj.
when someone busts open a locker and p-sses on their sh-t.
“i am gonna bust open this kids locker and give him a fat mike.”
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