fat nap
when fat people fall asleep randomly, and at inopportune times. a cat nap…for fat people.
d-mn, craig’s taking a fat nap again!
a fat nap occurs when an individual sleeps with a larger person of the opposite s-x but does not engage in s-xual activities with this person. the fat napper, the slimmer person or individual who executes the fat nap, often awakens from this experience feeling rejuvenated and refreshed. however, there are no positive or negative side effects for the fat nappee, the larger individual in the fat nap.
friend 1 : “did you hook up with that fat chick last night from the party?
friend 2: “nawh, i just copped a fat nap and i feel great”
friend 1: “yeah, fat naps are like red bulls – they give you wings!”
similar to a cat nap, but induced by the consumption of food. most common occurrence is after a thanksgiving dinner.
man, after all that turkey, i’m stuffed. i’ll just unb-tton my pants and take a little fat nap.
to kidnap a fat person.
i fatnapped that big fat fatty christine and shoved lean cuisines down her throat.
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