Fat Oppression
something that isn’t real. overweight people aren’t ‘oppressed’. if someone is b-tching to you, it’s because they are a -sshole. not because you are overweight. fat people have not had to fight for equal rights, fight to get married. fat people have never been enslaved by skinny people, they are allowed to have jobs, have kids, get married like anyone else. and if someone does give a real life example of when they have been oppressed, most of them are highly exaggerated. you don’t hear fat oppression anywhere else besides tumblr. that’s because it isn’t real.
normal weight person: here, try some fruit salad!
fat person: are you saying i’m fat?! that is so fat oppression!
normal weight person: no! it’s just this is really goo-
fat person: triggered! im putting this on my tumblr!
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