fat or pregnant dichotomy
the dilemna you face when you can’t work out whether a girl on the train is pregnant and you must give up your seat for her, or simply fat and should remain standing for the rest of the journey.
that pregnant woman over there has been standing for an hour, you consider the fat or pregnant dichotomy so you ask her if she’d like to have your seat, but she punches you in the face, because she is not pregnant, she is just fat.
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