fat people miles
1 mile = 6.5 fat people miles
a unit of measurement to express what it’s like for fat people to walk or ride a bike for 1 mile. an unhealthy fat person walking 1 mile (5,280ft) is really like them walking approximately 6.5 miles(34,320ft) because they’ll most likely get tired or hungry and become weaker and weaker. not necessarily used to relate the amount of time it takes for them to complete the stated miles but more the amount of effort and concern for actually finishing.
-hey, lets walk to amenia.
-how far?
-about 2 miles.
-are you kidding? that’s like walking 13 fat people miles for me. do i look like f-cking usain bolt?
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