fat sloth
a sloth like fat man, goes by the name ryan sells
ryan sells ate him self to death with a plate of cookies and a b-tter filled cake
a fat,lazy sloth like man
ryan sells is a fat sloth
the all too common phenomena of a fat guy who’s simply too lazy to take his hand out of the bag of chips, get off the couch, stop watching tv, and clean up after himself.
often forgets to do his laundry, resorts to the wipe forward, has the fat person musk, and won’t do anything that requires effort in general.
can you believe that fat sloth? he hasn’t done the laundry for 3 weeks!
what’s that smell? it’s my fat sloth roommate. you see he’s such a fat sloth that he suffers from the fat person musk.
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