Fat Tarts


a fat, but flat chested girl who creates the illusion of having t-ts by pulling the fat from her back, and then stuffing it into a push-up bra.
monte: check out her t-ts!
rick: naw man, those are fat tarts.
monte: snarf.
rick: ruh roh.
somebody that acts gay, r-t-rded, stupid, funny or just plain fruity. used to describe a drunk or someone who runs like forest gump.
joe is such a fat-tart he got drunk and ran around the neighborhood rubbing his tummy yelling “the british are coming the british are coming!”

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