Fat Tear
when you eat so much food that your new fat face puts too much pressure on your eyes that it create a natural tear. only realizing then that you shouldn’t have gone all in on the bottomless nachos.
are you sad tom? no, that is just my fat tear from all those baby-back ribs just ate.
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