fat turd
this is what you call a over weight piece of sh-t of a person. someone who is in and out of employment, lives at home with his parents, and eats like a hippo, and wants to get sloppy drunk everyday of the week.
male #1: hey what are you doing today?
fat t-rd: nothing goin to watch tv all day, probably going to go get some fast food. what are you doin later?
male #1: i’m probably going to go work out
fat t-rd: for what… you tryin to go to the bar
male#1: nah it’s monday night, i’ve gotta get up early for work tomorrow.
fat t-rd: so what
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