fatalanche


the cascading flab that cliff-hangs over a belt buckle, or in particular, a pair of tight fitting hipster jeans. most commonly seen on chubby p-b-scent girls.
“will you just check out the fatalanche standing in the mcdonald’s line”
alt def: when the flesh rolls of a morbidly obese individual land on you while sitting at a sporting event, public performance, or on a plane, bus, or train.
ex. jack almost got buried in a fatalanche when a giant fat kid sat next to him at the tiger’s game.

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