father cummy cake
when a person eats a cake and gets white stuff around their mouth. during awkward situations you call them father c-mmy cake. usually said to females 🙂
-father eats a cake and gets frosting on his mouth-
hey! father c-mmy cake!
hey you!
no its father c-mmy cake!
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