fatherhoodwinked
when a woman tells a man that he’s responsible for knocking her up, but later he finds out that he won’t be a father because she wasn’t really pregnant, he doesn’t have a positive dna match, or his baby’s mama advises him to stay the h-ll away from her and their child.
first defined by an expecting father in senn, a mma romance novel by lane hart.
abby told me she was pregnant , and then, when i was about to go out and buy some baby sh-t, she said it wasn’t mine. i can’t believe she fatherhoodwinked me like that!
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