Fatlad’s Food Ratio
basically this is the ratio applied to foodstuffs, by fat people whereby whatever the packaging states as how many people the foodstuff serves is divided by a minimum of 2. used frequently in the north of england……
fatlady: says ‘ere this cheesecake serves 4 people.
fatlad: well using fatlad’s food ratio, as we are fat, thats 2 people in our case!
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