Fatmans Hammer
a s-x act. the fatmans hammer is a follow on from a regular bl-wj-b. whilst being f-ll-t-d you slowly lift your arms and your legs until your whole bodyweight is being held purely by the fellators mouth. to finish the s-x act flawlessly, you must start to spin, clockwise or anti-clockwise, until you make a full rotation.
awesome dude: i was getting a bl-wj-b last night
other dude: mmm-hmm
awesome dude: and i started lifting my arms and legs until i was suspended purely by her mouth.
other dude: mmm-hmm
awesome dude: i then did a full rotation, clockwise.
other dude drops his monocle into his fresh cup of darjeeling tea
other dude: dear god. the fatmans hammer. i thought it was a myth!
-awesome air guitar for 35 minutes, the loch-ness monster and bigfoot start making out, fireworks and f-cking awesome laser light-shows ensue. the amount of high-fives worldwide increase by 480%-
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