fatsturbate
when a man is sufficiently obese that his p-n-s can be engulfed in body fat, allowing him to stimulate himself by simple, repeated shifting of body position. this auto-erotic action is fatsturbating.
my obese college roommate would always fatsturbate on the couch next to me, yelling “check it out! no hands!”
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