Fattican


a person who secretly attains unneeded fat yet is not arguably overweight and is apathetic towards the subtlely worsening situation. individual is often characterized by a lethargic appearance but may experience outbursts of energy which are often mistaken for signs of mental illness.
why are you eating so much candy, you are such a fattican. i knew you were fat before you knew you were fat. you think you’re skinny compared to how much i think you are fat.

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