Fatty Fortune Cookie
when you squeeze two big folds of skin together on a really really fat chick and use it instead of her p-ssy to drop your load. then, when you are finished, you grab the two big folds of skin and pull them open while making a noise like you are cracking a fortune cookie. you then say “lookie lookie there’s a fortune in the cookie” (while saying this, you are using your finger to push your j-zz into a little pool) then you say ” it say “cream of sumyoungguy feel no good in your eye” and scoop up your j-zz and throw it in her eye before running out.
man, what happened to bertha’s eye last night?
i heard dave gave her a fatty fortune cookie.
when you squeeze two big folds of skin together on a really really fat chick and use it instead of her p-ssy to drop your load. then, when you are finished, you grab the two big folds of skin and pull them open while making a noise like you are cracking a fortune cookie. you then say “lookie lookie there’s a fortune in the cookie” (while saying this, you are using your finger to push your j-zz into a little pool) then you say ” it say “cream of sumyoungguy feel no good in your eye” and scoop up your j-zz and throw it in her eye before running out.
man, what happened to bertha’s eye last night?
i heard dave gave her a fatty fortune cookie.
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