Fatty McChicken

noun-
related words,
mcdonalds fatty lettuce obese

a rather obese individual, whom is dangerously susceptible to have persistent cravings for indeed, one of the many heart-clogging sandwiches made at mcdonalds restaurants, labeled as “the mcchicken.”
this particular sandwich consists of a deep-fried chicken breast, cooked to non-perfection most of the time, lettuce, and knock off mayonnaise; served on a plain white bun.
now many of you may ask,”where did this word/ genius idea come from?!” it’s simple really…
you see, there is this agreeably magical plant that can make those of your imaginations/dumb-ss-abilities broaden, if ingested. (if you do not catch onto this, please refer to marijuana) this particular language innovating word has once come across my inner thoughts at a local mcdonalds; urging me to use this given noun as an attention getter, meanwhile verbally attacking a present friend; hoping for laughter to overcome the setting, i say it. he, and several surrounding customers enjoying their meals looked at me in an intriguingly baffled/awkward manner, followed by uncontrollable laughter, causing my already victimized -ssociate, max, to choke on his food abruptly due to laughing.
none of these names were actual; these names were altered for the -ssurance of this posting to remain.

luke richards: max coran, i do reckon yous a fatty mcchicken. mmmmm hmmmm!!

max(fatty): -choking-