Fatty treats


delicious food and drink usually with a high calorie content e.g. white hot chocolates, cookies, crisps and cake.

fatty treats are eaten by emily and richard in esquires whilst they talk about the old days and other such comical occurrences in their thrilling lives.

see also: the beginners guide to faffing
“it’s been too long, we must go for some fatty treats…”
“you’ll have to excuse the fact i rolled here today, i’ve eaten too many fatty treats”

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