Fatus natus
newly discovered taxanomic group denoting an organism like no other. common names include “fatnat” or “fattynatty”. this gentle but giant creature tends to dwell in dark confined sp-ces in loft conversions with frequent ventures into daylight hours in an attempt to scavange scr-ps from “the treat shelf”.
this extrodinary species can be distinctly identified with the cunning camoflauge technique of a birghtly coloured string like band around the waist for a inconspicious image. if you happen to come into contact with one of these rare and touching creatures do not judge too quickly as this is a big creature with a big heart.
“eat breakfast like a fatus natus, lunch like a fatus natus and dinner like a fatus natus.”
fatus natus: “health food makes me sick. is 375g enough for one portion?.”
“its important to search for treats on a full stomach. i will need to energy to see my through.”
“money can’t buy you love. but mcdonalds can.”
scales: 23.4 stone. i am officially a fatus natus.
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