faucet ass


a condition in which the fecal excrement consists mainly of liquid water which can in severe cases lead to dehydration.
that mexican food gave me a serious case of faucet -ss.

did someone turn the shower on?

–no, thats just jim and his faucet -ss
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when your -ss runs like a faucet. perhaps the worst way to take a p–p, it can often burn on the way out, and may vary from a leaky sink to a power washer on max pressure setting in strength.
ugh, my -ss has been running like a faucet! i’m mildly upset about this!

you mean faucet -ss, john.
the act of uncontrollable, watery diarrhea that keeps you from leaving the house all day. a non-stop undesirable bodily function that acts like a running faucet.
“hey phil what’s up with running to the john all day, don’t you have to go to work?”
“yeah man, i do, i just can’t turn off my faucet -ss.”

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