faucet monster


a hot steamy pile of human fecal matter hiding in your sink produced by your neighborhood prankster or someone who was too drunk or lazy to make it to the toilet. it can be any shade of brown or green and is sometimes nutty. watch out for these sneaky little guys in your mother’s favorite porcelain.
dude i just laid this mean faucet monster and left the hot water running, we better gtfo!

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