Faucet Negotiation
top definition
an attempt, when one is using an automatic touch-free faucet, to prevent the faucet from turning off before one is finished washing his or her hands.
i can’t get that touch-free faucet to stay on. i tried all my faucet negotiation techniques: i moved my hands higher then lower; i moved my hands closer to the faucet then further; i hit the faucet. nothing works. i still have some soap on my hands.
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