fausexual
someone to pretends to be heteros-xual, but is in a secret relationship with one or more of the same gender. faus-xuals are known to be extremely perverted and spend most of their time watching p-rnos while masturbating.
guy 1: did you hear derek came out yesterday?
guy 2: yeah, he said he was a faus-xual or something.
guy 1: i really feel bad for the guy…
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