Faux-booker


somebody who does not have a facebook account yet still uses facebook through a friend or significant other.
friend 1: yo, i saw that awesome pic you posted on facebook.

friend 2: you’re finally on facebook?

friend 1: nah, i used my girl’s login.

friend 2: dude, you are such a faux-booker.

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