faux-cliche
a saying that appears to be a cliche but has probably never been said before or has no actual right being a cliche
transcendence: how was selling tacos at paco’s taco stand?
parkman47: i made as much that was as a dead man makes selling dirt
transcendence: you know, hombre, that’s a f-cked up cliche
parkman47: yea, i just made it up, it’s a total faux-cliche
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