faux dive


a bar which looks like a dive but is acutally a trendy spot. a common hangout for hipsters. word originates from the television show “the simpsons”
yuppie: “hey, this isn’t faux dive. this is a dive,”
moe: “you’re a long way from home, yuppie-boy. i’ll start a tab.”
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