Faux-excitement
faux (fake, artificial, not genuine); excitement (exhilaration, the feeling of lively and cheerful joy).
when a person or a group of people masquerade their true feelings (about something that is meant to be exciting) by showing extreme excitement.
a: omg! i just got tix to justin beiber’s show!
b: what?! when?! how?! wow!!!! that’s so awesome!!!!
(person a, is unfortunately, genuinely excited).
(person b show’s great faux-excitement).
(person a is a dumb-ss).
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