faux-pro
fake professional
brian is such a fauxpro, he only wears a suit when the boss is in town.
1 more definition
when a person creates a false profile of a celebrity, in attempt to seem cooler or make those people feel like they are friends with such celebrity.
guy 1: dude!!! i’m friends with megan fox on facebook! she is soo hot and now i can chat her!
guy 2: dude its probably a faux-pro why would she accept you?
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