faux queue
noun phrase: a slow line at a store checkout, the cause of one’s being faux queued.
verb: to cause one to be faux queued by inordinately slowing down the progress of the checkout line.
expletive: see example
noun phrase: i was caught in a faux queue caused by a little old lady who insisted on paying with exact change, which she knew she had somewhere in her purse….
verb: why did that little old lady have to faux queue me when i was already so late for my appointment?
expletive: me to little old lady: faux queue, old lady! little old lady to me: faux queue too, young man!
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